My package came in the mail the other day. I was really excited to go pick it up and bring it home. I unboxed it and was overjoyed with it even though it’s an implement that can cause a fair bit of pain.
I noticed that it was much lighter than I thought it would be. In fact, when I picked up the box it was in I thought the contents were missing. I actually like the fact that it’s not super heavy or anything weighty. I know from when I was a child, the paddle my Dad made was light but stung like hell. It hurt without very much effort on his part and still got us crying and hopping up on out toes.
I decided to just give myself a tap on both my cheeks real quick to see how it felt and I definitely felt it. I didn’t do it hard either. I just did a bit of a “love tap” and it stung a little bit when I expected nothing like that at all. So, I gave myself a few more love taps on each cheek to see if that low pressure would still yield results. It did. Every equal love tap stung a bit more which is nice to know that this paddle will compound its gifts to me…so to speak.
One thing that is concerning is that it’s louder than the things I use around my apartment on myself, and by a fair bit too. I’d like to burn my butt as best as I can but concerned that I’ll disturb my neighbors. Maybe when I have more pictures on the walls to absorb sound I won’t have to feel so self-conscious about it.
On a personal note, I hope to hang out with D before the holidays. If we have another interesting talk like we did after the sporting event…wait…did I even talk about that in my last post? I know I mentioned that I was going, but don’t know if I reported in after that. If I hadn’t then perhaps I’ll write another post about that later.
Let’s just say that there was sex talk (general guy talk kind and about his lady) and I was able to mention very quickly that spanking is some of my fav imagery. I moved on to a different sexual topic right after that. I just want to plant a seed, not bash him over the head with a “crowbar” of info. I need that thought to sit there and marinate in his mind. If he’s more curious about what I said, maybe someday he’ll ask me about it.
But then again, maybe not. At least I do know that his lady likes it when he smacks her on the ass. It really could be all that it is, it’s really not all that uncommon to do, but it could mean more slaps happen between them. Hopefully, time will tell and I can reap what I’ve sown.
I hope that my attempt to put a picture of my new paddle in this post worked. It’s 12 inches long, but only 7 inches of it is the actual paddling surface. It’s half an inch thick and made of birch. Its actually made for working and molding clay. It was only 7 bucks plus shipping on Amazon.